Animal shelter – help or adjudication?
Some people think that animal shelter is place which is similar to rest place. Cats have a good care, shelter and calm. Sometimes it is truth. There are some animals shelters, where cats and dogs are treated worthily and people who work there treat wi
Brushing your cat’s teeth
Regularly brushing your cat’s teeth is important like brushing people’s teeth. Regular dental hygiene make your cat’s teeth strong and healthy at long time. It’s really working.
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing
knives
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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing
eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging
the
dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks,
"What are
you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking
around."
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Why do elephants squirt
water through
their noses?
If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very
difficult to
aim.
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Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who,
at the
slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every
fiber of your
being?"
Mabel: "Yes, the dentist."
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Men are like
soap operas.
They're fun to
watch, but don't believe everything you hear.
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A lawyer with insomnia consulted
her doctor.
"Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked.
"The
side that pays your fee," replied the doctor.
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Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an
improper relationship
with
Monica Lewinsky?
Pres: Improper? ...
Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of
the the sweetest
interns I've ever had.
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Three blondes are
sitting on a park bench
eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers,
one is biting hers, one
is licking hers. Which one is married?
The one with the wedding
ring, YOU SICK-O!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chad
!
Chad who?
Chad to make your acquaintance !
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Why is it that when you're driving and
looking
for an address, you turn the radio down?
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